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Wednesday 18 February 2015

Twitaceous Era 49: The wrong sort of terrible

This week on my Twitter feed I end up at some bad theatre I should have been able to avoid.

Things my followers might care about slightly: Simon Darwen's in The Armour at the Langham Hotel. (Also Finty Williams and Hannah Spearmint)
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2:48 PM - 11 Feb 2015

Appalled at man on train in lipstick, rouge and blue eye shadow. I mean, blue eye shadow? In 2015?
Favorites 2
6:46 PM - 11 Feb 2015

If this show's the wrong sort of terrible I'm blaming @OughtToBeClowns for saying I shouldn't skip it.
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7:24 PM - 11 Feb 2015
@merrychrissmyth @OughtToBeClowns there's no cast list available, I assume this is due to shame.
7:28 PM - 11 Feb 2015
 
@OughtToBeClowns @merrychrissmyth so far it's not even scarf-worthy, more glare-at-the-cast-in-undisguised-hatred.
8:24 PM - 11 Feb 2015
 
11:20 PM - 11 Feb 2015
 
Fans of Me Not Really Enjoying Myself Much At The Theatre will probably like that one.
11:21 PM - 11 Feb 2015

By London Bridge standards it's almost eerily quiet today. Do THAT many people really avoid Friday the 13th?
8:49 AM - 13 Feb 2015
Maybe everyone's in a cinema, trying to get a split-second glimpse of Jamie Dornan's pubes and having a wank.
8:52 AM - 13 Feb 2015

*knocks over pedestrians in haste to book for Carrie: The Musical*
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10:55 AM - 13 Feb 2015

EnsembleTM Spot: Joseph Arkley & Gruffudd Glyn at the Young Vic. To see Troughton in Bull :)
7:46 PM - 14 Feb 2015

Imagine being paid to lick Nikesh Patel's nipple every night #actorslife #toughlife #straightthroughnointervaltweets
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9:53 PM - 14 Feb 2015

OK, guy who just drove through a puddle, splashing a baby in a pram, you win the award for cuntitude. You clearly wanted it the most.
10:02 PM - 16 Feb 2015

"What kind of audience will go to the Cumberbatch Hamlet?" A terrifying one, man sitting behind me, that's who. 7:58 PM - 17 Feb 2015

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