Twitaceous Era 30: He tried to breastfeed Max

This week on my Twitter feed there were a lot of casting announcements I could feel smug about.

FUCK OFF WAITROSE WITH YOUR CHRISTMAS TREES.
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6:06 PM - 1 Oct 2014

@MovieTheatrGoer Canada Square branch. Fairy lights, the works.
6:25 PM - 1 Oct 2014

This barbecue pork pasta salad I'm eating in the interval is rather marvellous. The play's all right too #intervaltweets
8:58 PM - 1 Oct 2014

Oh, week full of very long plays; Y U so full of very long plays?
10:55 PM - 1 Oct 2014

New Colleen Murphy play at the Finborough in Jan - still no sign of Armstrong's War returning though http://www.finboroughtheatre.co.uk/productions/2014/pig-girl.ph
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11:16 AM - 2 Oct 2014

I don't think I'd want to work in the Leeds office. Someone there just gave his internal address as "cupboard 5."
12:35 PM - 2 Oct 2014

Sleb Spot: Ian McKellen at the Globe, making an usher's day by chatting to her.
10:01 PM - 2 Oct 2014

Also: Sexy Benedick, which very nearly made @cjgrinbergs swoon.
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10:02 PM - 2 Oct 2014

*smug face of man with front-row Assassins tickets* #aarontveit #damnyoujohnny
11:50 PM - 2 Oct 2014

Contract ended, pass card handed in, officially unemployed.Anyone got an almost entirely pointless admin job going?Those seem to be my niche
5:51 PM - 3 Oct 2014

Theatrical Spot: Tom Mothersdale (clothed) at the Young Vic.
7:24 PM - 4 Oct 2014

No,I'm not bored of the "surprised when actors who got naked once wear clothes" gag yet.Have you SEEN how much I milk the Jeremy Irons joke?
7:26 PM - 4 Oct 2014

NB I have never actually milked Jeremy Irons, although I heard he tried to breastfeed Max. Last week.
7:31 PM - 4 Oct 2014

you can rely on debbie tucker green to hate long running times as much as she hates uppercase letters.
8:54 PM - 4 Oct 2014

This caption on the Hampstead website suggests Roger Allam is the entire universe, which even I think is a bit much. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BzQvOo9IYAAX5xv.png:large
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12:48 PM - 6 Oct 2014

Well I for one am looking forward to seeing Arthur Darvill's Long John #treasureisland
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2:33 PM - 6 Oct 2014

I know Hampstead Theatre thought their old bar decor was a bit "departure lounge," but is "brothel" really such an improvement?
7:12 PM - 6 Oct 2014

I do like a bit of ginger royalty #intervaltweets
8:36 PM - 7 Oct 2014