my Twitter feed, my internal calendar is all confused at going to Shakespeare's Globe in the winter.
Ray Cooney's still working? RAY COONEY'S STILL ALIVE?
12:14 PM - 22 Jan 2014
"81-year-old directs farce he wrote decades ago" suggests just the kind of radical theatre I expect from the Menier http://shar.es/UYGjd
12:17 PM - 22 Jan 2014
There is NO earthly reason I should have Madonna's "Dear Jessie" stuck in my head. And yet...
2:55 PM - 22 Jan 2014
"i push people over sometimes" #blogitsoftheweek
3:48 PM - 22 Jan 2014
"mark umbers naked penis" - I see @OughtToBeClowns has been on Google again #bloghitsoftheweek
3:49 PM - 22 Jan 2014
Sleb Spot: Ian Hart, Waterloo underground. Wearing a hat. WITH VOLDEMORT'S FACE IN IT!
6:55 PM - 22 Jan 2014
Also, reasons to love my phone: It autocompleted Voldemort.
6:56 PM - 22 Jan 2014
It's good to see the National is responding to the desperate lack of Ayckbourn in London's theatres *cough*
12:22 PM - 23 Jan 2014
Warren Street http://twitpic.com/dt594l
5:47 PM - 23 Jan 2014
I'M AT THE GLOBE BUT IT'S JANUARY DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT COMPUTE
7:02 PM - 23 Jan 2014
Has Waldmann finally found a haircut that disguises his odd-shaped head? Maybe he can ditch the grubby hat now! #intervaltweets
9:02 PM - 23 Jan 2014
I guess I've had a @merseytart themed week: First Tovey, then a Bond girl.
11:34 AM - 24 Jan 2014
I hope they both manage to keep their clothes on this time http://shar.es/UxAaj
11:50 AM - 24 Jan 2014
A phone call came in from "D Quinn." I immediately assumed it stood for Doctor Quinn, Medicine Woman.
12:20 PM - 24 Jan 2014
Thanks, I'd been looking for a metaphor for how bored I am this afternoon RT @AttitudeMag Adele working with Phil Collins on new album
5:21 PM - 24 Jan 2014
It's nice that Nolan still wears his confirmation sailor suit sometimes #reveeeeeeeeenge
12:34 PM - 26 Jan 2014
That actor I fancy's still doing box office, I see. Someone give him an acting job! A clothing optional one, for preference.
7:11 PM - 26 Jan 2014
If Ellen Terry were alive today she'd be writing Shakespeare fanfic on Tumblr #straightthroughnointervaltweets
9:03 PM - 26 Jan 2014
This ScarJo Sodastream story is really shocking. SODASTREAM STILL EXISTS?!
12:46 PM - 27 Jan 2014
If you need to qualify your anecdote with "it was moderately funny to me at the time," it's probably not really worth telling.
2:57 PM - 27 Jan 2014
Kristin Davis will be in the Fatal Attraction stage show. Presumably as the rabbit?
11:10 AM - 28 Jan 2014
I did wonder if The Audience would have nixed this, but it always seemed a good candidate for a transfer http://shar.es/UFnlu
11:32 AM - 28 Jan 2014
And now you too can be strangely aroused by Neet Mohan dressed as Nancy Reagan.
11:35 AM - 28 Jan 2014
I thought LAMDA shows used to be free? Still, a tenner's not bad for a Tom Wells - I've booked Kitchen Sink for the 5th of April.
1:25 PM - 28 Jan 2014
@ScottChambers91 Still, well worth seeing The Kitchen Sink if you haven't before.
1:41 PM - 28 Jan 2014
Risking the Arcola again. If I see so much as a green sock I'mma cut a bitch.
7:17 PM - 28 Jan 2014