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Wednesday 23 October 2013

Dick Twittington 32: Fabulously clear projection

This week for the second time in a row I'm illustrating this roundup of my Twitter feed with a photo of a Doctor Who star's stage work, but where Matt Smith was playing an all-singing, all-dancing serial killer, David Tennant's photo is much more disturbing.

While everyone else is still congratulating Rufus Norris, the whatsonstage boards have already dismissed his entire tenure as a disaster.
1 RETWEET
2:41 PM - 16 Oct 13

Southwark http://twitpic.com/dhlc2o
3:12 PM - 16 Oct 13

I've only just realised the actress from last night's play was Madame Vastra off Doctor Who. It was the lack of scales that threw me.
4:01 PM - 16 Oct 13



EnsembleTM Spot: Charles Aitken at Southwark Playhouse. @Weez didn't recognise him cause a flat cap covers his lustrous locks.
7:52 PM - 16 Oct 13

Someone in front of me on this bus is watching close-up footage of dental surgery on his phone. I didn't need this at 11.15pm.
11:12 PM - 16 Oct 13

Kanye West sounds like he should be Scottish. "Kanye West?" "Aye I can West but I cannae East."
1 FAVORITE
12:48 PM - 17 Oct 13

Er, had we seen this? I look forward to frequenting the Tesco Finest* Pinter Theatre :( http://www.thestage.co.uk/news/2013/10/atg-plans-sell-theatre-naming-rights
1:36 PM - 17 Oct 13

I'd heard the hair extensions were a car crash but now I see them with my own eyes: Ahahahahaha *breathes* hahahahaha http://shar.es/EzhoE
4:42 PM - 17 Oct 13

OH GOD THE THIRD PHOTO! HE IS A GRUMPY TEENAGE GIRL!
4:45 PM - 17 Oct 13

NO-ONE UNDERSTANDS ME! I'M OFF TO WRITE ABOUT THOSE BITCHES AT SCHOOL IN MY JOURNAL! http://twitpic.com/dhq55e
4:50 PM - 17 Oct 13

The secret weapon that won World War II: Jazz Hands! #intervaltweets
8:57 PM - 17 Oct 13

Someone with the initials BW is playing Freddie Mercury in the film? God, Betty White gets ALL the acting jobs these days.
7:26 PM - 18 Oct 13

I think there's even more spit on the stage than there is blood #intervaltweets
8:48 PM - 18 Oct 13

@Weez true, but this was actual gobbing rather than fabulously clear projection.
10:14 PM - 18 Oct 13

Theatrical Spot: Stefano Braschi nearly getting run over, St Martin's Lane.
6:12 PM - 19 Oct 13

Fit bus driver klaxon! Rarer than hens' teeth!
9:17 AM - 21 Oct 13

@emslj @andyonpaper "Fancy hanging out with Emeli Sande? Just stand still long enough anywhere, she's bound to turn up sooner or later."
1 FAVORITE
12:57 PM - 22 Oct 13

"Oily plunge." God, last year's #gbbo innuendo was so much better.
7:19 PM - 22 Oct 13

Everyone seems to want to do it again. BAKE OFF ALL STARS!
7:59 PM - 22 Oct 13

"The rainbow in Frances' pie" *eyebrow raise* #gbbo
8:06 PM - 22 Oct 13

O HAI KIMBERLEY'S BOYFRIEND! #gbbo
8:11 PM - 22 Oct 13

Kimberley wuz robbed! I'm sure she'll be devastated as she mounts her hot boyfr... Oh, she'll be all right.
1 RETWEET
9:00 PM - 22 Oct 13

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