Dick Twittington 29: Doing the accent

This week on my Twitter feed, it's all change at work, and a hasty escape from the theatre.

ZOMG two history bits this week! #GBBO
12:13 PM - 25 Sep 13

Wait, Damien Molony bakes cakes? Just when you think you couldn't be more attracted to someone.
6:30 PM - 25 Sep 13

I'm not sure how putting on a disguise made Kent's amputated legs grow back #intervaltweets
1 FAVORITE
8:36 PM - 25 Sep 13

I said European theatre = food wastage + gratuitous nudity. I feel my point has been proven #globetoglobe
9:48 PM - 25 Sep 13

Apparently our phone manner needs to be "more like the helpdesk in India." I *think* we're meant to stop short of doing the accent.
11:07 AM - 26 Sep 13

Well, that's all gone a bit "interesting." Our boss just resigned, effective immediately.
3:52 PM - 26 Sep 13

Pray for me Twitter, I'm at the Old Vic
7:27 PM - 26 Sep 13

Just when it looked like 2013 would go by without me leaving something at the interval, THAT MONSTROSITY HAPPENED.
9:01 PM - 26 Sep 13

Not-review: Much Ado About Nothing (Old Vic) http://partially-obstructed-view.blogspot.com/2013/09/not-review-much-ado-about-nothing-old.html
9:17 AM - 27 Sep 13

I'm quite pleased with "sparring lovers so old their bus passes have got bus passes."
9:18 AM - 27 Sep 13

I don't see the fuss; Tesco are just trying to help Jews who wish they knew more gentiles by selling them an Inflatable Goy Best Friend.
10:52 AM - 27 Sep 13

The Landor seems a bit intimate for That Face. I hope I don't get splashed by Astonishing Coup de Theatre.
12:19 PM - 27 Sep 13

Saying "good boy!" to the cat may be the most ridiculous thing I've ever uttered.
6:07 PM - 27 Sep 13

Watched S.H.I.E.L.D trying to spot which regular @josswhedon will kill first. I'm guessing one of the Brits.
2:02 PM - 28 Sep 13

(a) that's not the expression and (b) how is it relevant to a pub quiz? http://twitpic.com/dfdrcm
10:57 AM - 29 Sep 13

Also, a £50 tab in the Cutty Sark would buy roughly a round. As long as you don't have too many friends.
10:58 AM - 29 Sep 13

"shirtless wrestling scene" #bloghitsoftheweek this could basically link to half the reviews I've ever written.
1 FAVORITE
10:30 AM - 30 Sep 13

I have a spare Commitments ticket next Monday, 7th Oct. £12.50 (it's in the Gods.) Anyone interested?
7:08 PM - 30 Sep 13

I also have a spare £10 Jekyll and Hyde ticket for Saturday the 12th.
7:11 PM - 30 Sep 13

A fly committing suicide by diving into my eye fluid just made me accidentally wink at Simon Godwin in the street.
9:27 AM - 1 Oct 13