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Wednesday 7 August 2013

Dick Twittington 21: The huskier gentleman

This week on my Twitter feed the new Doctor is announced. I mean, he's not announced on my Twitter feed. He's announced on a worldwide simulcast live TV show. But I then comment about it on my Twitter feed, which amounts to much the same thing.

"London's Air Ambulance" just drove past. Drove, as in, it's a car. I don't think they get what the"air" part means.
7:08 PM - 1 Aug 13

The new type of Caffe Nero milkshake may have finally discovered a concentration of sugar that's too much for me.
7:28 PM - 1 Aug 13

Wow, there is one bloody aggressive moth in this kitchen! It keeps dive-bombing into my face.
11:08 PM - 1 Aug 13

Windows Phone just tried to correct "tonight" to "tonite" in a text. This is UNACCEPTABLE!
2:42 PM - 2 Aug 13

Canada Square's the only place I've ever known to have better phone reception underground than on the street #fascinatingtweets
3:08 PM - 2 Aug 13

Some of these shops have a choice of shirt styles: Slim Fit or Extra Slim Fit. DO I LOOK LIKE I'VE FIT INTO A SLIM ANYTHING IN MY LIFE?
6:30 PM - 2 Aug 13

I mean, what's the huskier gentleman meant to wear to the office? A potato sack?
6:32 PM - 2 Aug 13

For one weekend only, cyclists get to act like the streets of London belong to them and the Highway Code doesn't apply to themWAIT A SECOND!
12:52 PM - 3 Aug 13

Finsbury Park station was designed by M.C.Escher - whatever direction you go in you end up at the same exit & it's always the wrong one.
1 RETWEET Simon Pecovnik
3:07 PM - 3 Aug 13

There's a programme full of Union Flags & white people on BBC1 called "I Love My Country." I assume it's sponsored by the Home Office.
7:57 PM - 3 Aug 13

I don't want Capaldi cause we've never had two Doctors with the same first name. We had a repeated surname AND LOOK HOW THAT TURNED OUT! #12
12:19 PM - 4 Aug 13

Guess we can rule out Ben Whishaw then - coming out and Time Lording on the same day sounds far too attention-seeking for him #12
6:18 PM - 4 Aug 13

If it's Aneurin Barnard I hope all the kiddies stay up to catch him fucking and beheading his way through The White Queen later #12
6:54 PM - 4 Aug 13

Are the whales on before #12 a cunning whales/Wales clue? #conspiracytheory
7:02 PM - 4 Aug 13

"I say that as a Yeti." I always had my suspicions. #12
7:08 PM - 4 Aug 13

I like Capaldi but (a) same name as previous Doctor (b) has been in the show before. HISTORICAL PRECEDENT WORRIES ME! #12
1 RETWEET Kirsten SE
7:31 PM - 4 Aug 13

On the plus side I reckon Capaldi could be a well dark Doctor, which is overdue #12 And I've seen him on stage so don't need to collect him.
7:40 PM - 4 Aug 13

You just know the Moff said "let's have a middle-aged Scottish bloke" & was gutted when the other producers didn't twig he meant himself #12
7:58 PM - 4 Aug 13

Yay, it's Arthur Darvill / Michael Marcus week on #thewhitequeen #fap
9:03 PM - 4 Aug 13

I can't remember who suggested Rebecca Hall should be the first female Doctor, but know that I am smiling sadly and shaking my head at you.
1:12 PM - 5 Aug 13

Well this turned out to be a pretty nice day for a lunchtime wander round Canary Wharf.
3:05 PM - 5 Aug 13

A cute guy on a cake stall. Add some theatre & you'd literally have all my interests right there.
6:11 PM - 5 Aug 13

I actually got a couple of #onlyconnect answers right, which tells me that for a final it was too easy.
9:08 PM - 5 Aug 13

Another lunchtime wander round Canary Wharf - http://twitpic.com/d6u6g2
4:12 PM - 6 Aug 13

.@cjgrinbergs & I definitely didn't spend #thedrownedman pushing strangers out of the way chasing the hot dancer in the waistcoat. No siree.
2 RETWEETS C J Grinbergs Lisa
10:51 PM - 6 Aug 13

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