Dick Twittington 14: The evil corporate machine

This week on my Twitter feed I start a new job, where things are pretty quiet - presumably before the storm.

First day at the new job. So yes OBVIOUSLY there's a massive zit on my face.
8:00 AM - 12 Jun 13

Well that's my first day as part of the evil corporate machine.
5:48 PM - 12 Jun 13

I now have a company laptop to lug around with me everywhere. I'm nervous. And
inconvenienced.
6:24 PM - 12 Jun 13

Kyle Soller is Gaveston to The Heff's Edward II? Nobody on my follow list will have
any kind of opinion on that.
11:28 AM - 13 Jun 13

@Weez http://www.whatsonstage.com/london-theatre/news/06-2013/further-casting-announced-for-tori-amos-the-light-_30978.html
11:48 AM - 13 Jun 13

I don't know why people think The City has a drinking culture. (Team went for drinks
last night. Not one permanent staff member is in today)
2:44 PM - 13 Jun 13

Got a seat on the tube at Canary Wharf. 2 days as a corporate bastard and I'm
already #winning
5:46 PM - 13 Jun 13

Well it's not Matilda but it'll do #intervaltweets
8:48 PM - 13 Jun 13

Someone in this office has a neckbeard. Oh #apprentice, what hast thou wrought?
9:15 AM - 14 Jun 13

Not sure how much of a draw Chimerica will be to a West End audience, but it's a
deserved transfer.
10:35 AM - 14 Jun 13

@Elsiebrewster The Pinter in August -
http://www.whatsonstage.com/london-theatre/news/06-2013/almeidas-chimerica-transfers-to-west-end-in-august_30988.html
11:40 AM - 14 Jun 13

Baldrick now has a higher honour than Blackadder? That was an actual episode!
7:39 AM - 15 Jun 13

The RSC has an artwork featuring past Rosalinds. IT'S MISSING SOPHIE THOMPSON!
Excuse me whle I crush Tokyo underfoot.
12:06 PM - 15 Jun 13

I don't normally do interval ice cream but I think I need the sugar rush to get me
through the second half #interludetweets
3:23 PM - 16 Jun 13

Sleb Spot: The dickless one off Misfits at the Lyttelton.
4:56 PM - 16 Jun 13

@TheatreFan82 He's only in one (fully-clothed) scene. Maybe this will help
http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/lofiversion/index.php?t157651.html ...
8:20 PM - 16 Jun 13

@TheatreFan82 Also, thanks for suggesting that the tone of my blog *could* get much
lower.
8:21 PM - 16 Jun 13

Blimey, Hipster Tranio was looking good in #thewhitequeen
10:02 PM - 16 Jun 13

But the fact that the lead's called Rebecca Ferguson just made me want to go HONK
HONK HONK at the screen #thewhitequeen
10:03 PM - 16 Jun 13

My main thought during #thewhitequeen was "gosh, everyone was very clean during the
Wars of the Roses." #devastatinghistoricalaccuracy
1 RETWEET
10:04 PM - 16 Jun 13

Pretty sure I've seen one of the receptionists here doing The Acting. Not well, I don't think, hence the receptioning.
1:17 PM - 17 Jun 13

Sleb Spot: Simon McBurney at The Shed.
9:23 PM - 17 Jun 13

Theatrical Spot: #heppletattoo at Elephant and Castle.
10:51 PM - 17 Jun 13

The book I'm reading has a character called Consuela. Now whatever dialogue's actually written down, I just see "need more lemon Pledge!"
8:15 AM - 18 Jun 13

So the announcement of the Lyric Hammersmith's big secret is that it's... still a secret?
9:41 AM - 18 Jun 13