This week on my Twitter feed, Jay Aston from Bucks Fizz auditions for The Voice and Twitter erupts in Rock Profile jokes. As is only correct.
Saying a vaguely sexual word in front of a cute boy isn't that good a flirt when the word's "syphilis." Basically, I'm bad at flirting.
7:02 PM - 1 May 13
Spellcheck want to change "anaemic" to "iceman." I like the X-Men too but that's silly.
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10:38 PM - 1 May 13
I really need to unearth my T-shirts from the wardrobe but I'm worried it'll jinx the good weather.
12:15 PM - 2 May 13
Time for a musical about sexual awakening at a boarding school *serious drama face*
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7:13 PM - 3 May 13
This is so gay the lead's wearing Andrew Christian pants. #intervaltweets
8:48 PM - 3 May 13
Seriously though, it's like Glee Does Spring Awakening #intervaltweets
9:00 PM - 3 May 13
Just overheard the "KFC isn't allowed to say chicken" urban myth related as fact. "I saw it on Facebook!"
10:16 AM - 4 May 13
"It gets so hard when you're nearly filled." Filth. #thevoiceuk
8:12 PM - 4 May 13
LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT ABOUT JAY ASTON. MISS JAY ASTON, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. #thevoiceuk
8:23 PM - 4 May 13
I think Jessie J will agree she owes her career to The Fizz. Perhaps she could sign over, I dunno, 80, 90% of her earnings to them #thevoice
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8:28 PM - 4 May 13
Should have done Mind Up, Make Believe, and then a medley of Mind Up and Make Believe #thevoiceuk
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8:30 PM - 4 May 13
Get Jay Aston back on, she'll help him make his mind up. #thevoiceuk
8:38 PM - 4 May 13
Putting Jay Aston on has made me ignore the rest of #thevoice and just watch Rock Profiles on YouTube. Despite having it on DVD.
8:54 PM - 4 May 13
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A TRUSTHOUSE FORTE TRAVELODGE MY DARLING? #rockprofiles
8:54 PM - 4 May 13
@merseytart I still want to hear THE SKYFALLS THEY ARE FOREVER SIR!
8:56 PM - 4 May 13
Pfft, singing and playing the keyboards? It's no singing and playing the guitar, is it? #thevoiceuk
8:58 PM - 4 May 13
"I don't want the fact that nobody turned around to stop you from blowing me in my dressing room later." #thevoiceuk
9:00 PM - 4 May 13
"There's a dramatic new twist next week! Honest! Please don't stop watching now the swivel chairs are gone!" #thevoiceuk
9:27 PM - 4 May 13
Well, I know nobody on my feed will want to look at Tom Riley's arse http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/index.php?s=b7daea112082ff217d0563086d569f3e&showtopic=157331
11:10 PM - 4 May 13
I like to leave my shower as late as possible on clean bedclothes night. It's like stereo freshness.
11:52 PM - 4 May 13
@Weez All the Vulcan ladies, all the Vulcan ladies, all the Vulcan ladies, now put your hands up.
8:48 PM - 5 May 13
Yay, got my American Psycho tickets; but god Almeida, you don't half make it hard work.
12:10 PM - 7 May 13
Seriously though, everyone book now for Jumpers For Goalposts - http://www.bushtheatre.co.uk/production/jumpers_for_goalposts/ it's the best gay play since Beautiful Thing.
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12:20 PM - 7 May 13
I like that #revenge obviously decided it wasn't camp enough already, and went full Amadeus.
5:54 PM - 7 May 13
I love seeing people's faces when they see Wilton's Music Hall for the first time.
7:51 PM - 7 May 13
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