Dick Twittington 7: What's in my bra?

This week on my Twitter feed I finally get some temporary work, and can't go two minutes without spotting someone from off the telly.

First day temping after a v long break will be followed by 3.5 hours of Shakespeare. Let's see how that goes shall we?
12:27 PM - 24 Apr 13

Sleb Spot: Jodie Whitaker on the South Bank. Not crying, but I still recognised her.
6:25 PM - 24 Apr 13

Sleb Spot: Joe Dempsie, also South Bank.
6:36 PM - 24 Apr 13

Tiny Hamlet Spot: Joshua McGuire at The Shed.
6:39 PM - 24 Apr 13

It's all going on at the National tonight, I'm tellin' ya!
6:40 PM - 24 Apr 13

@Weez this isn't stalking, this is them ganging up on me. Did I mention Tiny Hamlet's muttonchop sideburns?
6:44 PM - 24 Apr 13

This Is Getting Silly Now Spot: Snow White & Prince Charming from Once Upon A Time at the Olivier.
1 RETWEET 2 FAVORITES
7:07 PM - 24 Apr 13

@marksiddall84 he was waiting for her outside the ladies'.
9:00 PM - 24 Apr 13

Theatrical Spot: Matthew Needham at the Olivier. So that's one tiny actor & now a tall one.
9:12 PM - 24 Apr 13

Working with doctors is weird. Doctors are weird.
11:53 AM - 25 Apr 13

This job isn't very exciting. Free brownies, however, are quite exciting.
1:00 PM - 25 Apr 13

One of the doctors after her interview: "OK, now it's over I can go have a cry." We peeked at her scores. She was right to worry.
6:50 PM - 25 Apr 13

Spellcheck suggests changing "Suranne" to "suntanned."
12:04 AM - 26 Apr 13

Things I didn't expect to hear today: "Wait, if the biscuits are here, then what's in my bra?"
1 FAVORITE
4:50 PM - 26 Apr 13

@marctendo So a dream about destroying stuff symbolises destroying stuff? Gosh, but dream interpretation is clever.
9:49 PM - 26 Apr 13

Spellcheck wants to change "gefilte" to "filter" and "mitzvah" to "Mitzi." #ithinkmycomputersantisemitic
1 FAVORITE
11:19 PM - 26 Apr 13

St. James's Park http://twitpic.com/cmabxw
12:30 PM - 27 Apr 13

@Weez On Thurs I saw Matthew Needham (2nd night running) and The Winslow Boy within a minute at Waterloo and was too jaded to tweet it.
12:35 PM - 27 Apr 13

OK, given I have places to be I should probably have a shower and get dressed.
12:48 PM - 27 Apr 13

My cat allergy now seems to extend to dogs as well. This is unacceptable.
5:50 PM - 27 Apr 13

@nick00031 It's FMF's version of Godwin's Law: All threads will devolve into a. how famous is "famous"? b. chest shaving or c. foreskins.
1:31 PM - 28 Apr 13

Totty Sunday has returned to Sainsbury's. It's about time.
2:22 PM - 28 Apr 13

Heh. The florist's in Once Upon A Time is called Game of Thorns. Also, it seems wrong for Captain Hook to be *quite* so hot.
7:49 PM - 29 Apr 13

So the #vicious trailers were a pretty accurate depiction of how funny it'd be. Unfortunately.
9:14 PM - 29 Apr 13

ITV's big investment in new comedy has rewritten their reputation for shit sitcoms oh wait no it really hasn't.
1 RETWEET 1 FAVORITE
10:06 PM - 29 Apr 13

@merseytart You know how Tovey's quite good at choosing dramas to be in, and then there's his taste in comedy? Well...
10:11 PM - 29 Apr 13

Although I guess it was at least nice of #thejoblot to let us know that Sam Anderson The Lost History Boy is still alive.
10:14 PM - 29 Apr 13

@Weez I wasn't even sure he was still acting. He makes Andrew Knott look prolific.
10:17 PM - 29 Apr 13

Woke up this morning wondering when the next new Philip Ridley play's due. I log onto twitter and @RhianBWatts has the answer. July. Yay.
10:30 AM - 30 Apr 13

Yes, Victoria gave away a secret son! My wish that it be Evil Niall can still come true! #reveeeenge
5:56 PM - 30 Apr 13