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Wednesday 29 May 2013

Dick Twittington 11: Herding doctors

This week on my Twitter feed I shoot a man in the face. So, a quiet week.

Don't know why everyone's getting so het up about gifs/jifs. They'll only change the name to Cif as soon as you get used to it.
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9:11 AM - 22 May 13

That duet between FUN. and P!nk is like a punctuation-fixated supergroup.
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11:06 AM - 22 May 13

Everything about the X Factor musical sounds bloody awful. But it's written by Harry Hill so I'm actually tempted.
4:48 PM - 22 May 13

Most worrying thing about the X Factor musical: It's fully-endorsed and produced by Syco.
4:49 PM - 22 May 13

Sleb Spot: Shaun Evans at the Shed.
7:40 PM - 22 May 13

OK, I think I've done my share of audience participation for one lifetime #onstageforanhour #thenshotsomeone
9:30 PM - 22 May 13

I'm back herding doctors. Last time: Anaesthetists. This time: Plastic surgeons.
1:45 PM - 23 May 13

The plastic surgeons aren't as excited about free biscuits as the anaesthetists were. Guess they've seen enough liposuction to put them off.
1:48 PM - 23 May 13

Theatrical Spot: Nick Blood on the Northern Line. Southbound.
10:05 PM - 23 May 13

Wild Whore says: "Couldn't drag me away!" #misheardlyrics
1:41 PM - 24 May 13

History Boy Spot: Sam Barnett at the Almeida. He and his friend are wearing almost-matching jumpers.
9:23 PM - 24 May 13

Kinda glad @emslj isn't here, Messrs Barnett & Baynton in the same room might have been a bit much for her.
9:28 PM - 24 May 13

@emslj I just realised they're both different kinds of History Boy. "LOL," as they say on the internet.
11:27 PM - 24 May 13

Waited around all morning for engineer to mend my broadband. He didn't get in touch so I called BT; apparently he'd been outside, done...
1:18 PM - 25 May 13

..."some" of the work, knocked out my landline in the process and has to come back on Tuesday to finish the job. *golf clap*
1:18 PM - 25 May 13

I'm so pleased I got up at 7am on a Saturday for no reason at all.
1:20 PM - 25 May 13

In cheerier news, if you missed it, here's the tale of how I shot a man (@DrummondRob) in the face this week: http://partially-obstructed-view.blogspot.com/2013/05/theatre-review-bullet-catch.html
1:22 PM - 25 May 13

"That's something I've always wanted to do, watch an autopsy." Some conversations really go places you wish they hadn't.
5:33 PM - 25 May 13

Nothing Is The End of the World features a green ukelele. I thought people might want to know.
5:32 PM - 26 May 13

Pretty sure London's entire population of Old Men Who Smell Of Pee is in this bus right now.
3:23 PM - 27 May 13

I like how even the continuity announcer's taking the piss out of the new format now #onlyconnect
8:32 PM - 27 May 13

So the whole of Tanzi Libre's run's been cancelled. Given what I'd heard about it so far I'm not too gutted to miss it.
9:45 PM - 27 May 13

Not too auspicious a start to the new venue though, is it?
9:46 PM - 27 May 13

I like how "I'm Gonna Be (1000 Miles)" goes "*if* I grow old," not "when." Pragmatic about Scottish life expectancy, The Proclaimers.
2:24 PM - 28 May 13

Did we know #teamcumberbus and #heppletattoo are also going to be in The Lightning Child?
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4:10 PM - 28 May 13

@RhianBWatts @Weez 1 Shakespeare / 1 new play per cast is a nice way to do the rep.
5:58 PM - 28 May 13

Busker playing "I Just Can't Get Enough" outside a Depeche Mode concert. Not sure if that's genius or foolhardy.
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10:24 PM - 28 May 13

Given that any Depeche Mode fans are still at the gig, I'm saying it's pointless.
10:25 PM - 28 May 13

"Personal Jesus" now.
10:26 PM - 28 May 13

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