This week on my Twitter feed a Canadian child is late for his concert, which means the roads are clear for me to get home from the Tube station. I think we can all agree this is the most important angle on that particular "news" story.
Stott Spott: Ken Stott outside Trafalgar Studios.
7:20 PM - Feb 27, 2013
Shakespeare in a Scottish accent is well sexy #intervaltweets
9:04 PM - Feb 27, 2013
Oh look, it's Hipster Tranio as Keith Haring. http://twitpic.com/c7jruy
4:52 PM - Feb 28, 2013
Wells! Wells! Wells! #intervaltweets #bonekickers
8:40 PM - Feb 28, 2013
Why isn't 4Music called 4Kardashian? Why aren't music TV channels allowed to play music?
10:59 AM - Mar 1, 2013
Kitten cam has new kittens. I imagine there's the odd person on the twitter who might care about this. http://new.livestream.com/FosterKittenCam/TheCosmoFosters
12:46 PM - Mar 1, 2013
Being Human Spot: Who's the guy who played Crumb? Him. At the Royal Court. Possibly to finish Molony off.
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7:19 PM - Mar 1, 2013
So Lee Nelson's schtick continues to be "being unexpectedly fit means hopefully nobody will notice I'm not funny" then? #letsdance
7:36 p.m. - Mar 2, 2013
"I'd like to apologise to my family. Not for this, just for... everything." #letsdance
7:44 p.m. - Mar 2, 2013
Home from the theatre and it's still light out! I know it was a matinee but still, it's progress.
5:41 p.m. - Mar 3, 2013
Palace says the Queen is in good spirits. Wishes to clarify she is not ACTUALLY a spirit yet.
11:11 a.m. - Mar 4, 2013
*HRRRNK* This year's Propeller Hampstead shows have gone on sale!
11:47 a.m. - Mar 4, 2013
@Weez I know right *ensures he's close enough to have blood/knickers/other land on head*
12:09 p.m. - Mar 4, 2013
Well, I hope Bruce Norris' new stuff is as good as his old stuff.
10:18 p.m. - Mar 4, 2013
Hurrumble, got away from the O2 before the Bustin Jieber audience clogged the roads up!
10:26 p.m. - Mar 4, 2013
There's a 42-year-old woman on telly upset about Justin Bieber being late #brokenbritain
9:29 a.m. - Mar 5, 2013